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Вот это класс: две недели я видел оригинал, автором был Gymbob:

http://www.driftworks.com/forum/othe...ce-my-dad.html

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Advice from my Dad
Basically ive been having a bit of girl trouble at the moment pondering what to do and its driving me mad... so i thought i'd ask my dad for advice..
I spoke to him before etc and gave me some ok advice and said he'l email me later and came back with this....
This might help u decide.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits
only joking
Dad :0)

Дальше он пояснял, что smart ambitious girl - это его вторая мамка, цитирую:

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Originally Posted by adam0bmx0 View Post
-Hahaha, lol, so was your mum the 'smart, ambitious girl'?

-lol cheeky fook lol and nah my step mum f*ckin b*tch lol

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